Zombies cannot run. They can't. A zombie that runs is just a really angry person. And that's the end of it.

In other news, I am currently waiting on a few ingredients, such as glycerine and sorbitol, coming through the post, which will allow me to create foamed gelatine. Once I have foamed gelatine, this halloween will become a whole lot better Fear not, it's not some sort of explosive device (explosions can kill your average zombie, you know) it's a lovely, rubbery material made out of the same stuff as jelly, from which I'll be able to create all manner of wounds and sores for this year's zombie costume You know, I'd love to be a special effects make up artist in the vein of Rob Bottin..... everything these days is CGI, but nothing comes close to the gruesome awesomeness of "The Thing". Anyway, when I get it in, I'll put some pics up I tried making a gelatine base without glycerine and it fell apart taking it out the bowl, so I guess I'll just have to wait.

Pah.